question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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