Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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