I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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