So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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