I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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