You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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