Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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