I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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