I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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