going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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