It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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