Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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