I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Im part way to drunk.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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