Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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