I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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