i jhust puked up my retainher.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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