It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I am mentally ready for anal.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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