It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Randomize
