it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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