then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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