I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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