Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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