when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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