Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just gift wrapped bread.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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