You can't special order awesome
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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