i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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