hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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