Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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