Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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