does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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