Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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