So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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