Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Say something about gay babies.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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