your room smells of hookers.
And success
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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