The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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