Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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