That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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