I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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