i permit you to call me
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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