I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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