I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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