You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
if only i could text you this smell
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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