apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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