As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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