butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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