I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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