guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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