I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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