i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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