What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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