Your tits are I can't wait for
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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