Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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