The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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