I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
